self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void
May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead
she wears short skirts i wear shrek merch
Kinda fucked up that lily pads aren’t called toadstools, if you’re the kinda person that cares about shit that matters
(Source: animals-lovers)
i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”
that awkward moment between birth and death
When you win the biggest award of the night but gotta check in case they make last year’s mistake
this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise
My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language. (Insp)
Breezy Boy ϟ do not edit or crop logo.
The best tweet of 2018, y'all
u can say what u want about brendon urie but the story about a little mormon boy that decided he wanted to be a glittery bisexual weed-smoking emo stripper really fuels me
